Saturday, September 27, 2008

My Twilight Attempt

The time has come for me to put in my two cents about "Twilight."

The reason that I haven't read the Twilight series is because there's just too much hype. Whenever that happens, it seems like they never live up to the impossible "best book ever" ideal that people set them up to be.

However, I remembered that I had felt the same way about the Harry Potter series, and they ended up being some of my favorite books.

It was with a lot of trepidation and reservations that I began "Twilight" this weekend. I got about half way though and I'm done. I didn't finish reading, I'm just done with the book.

My brother in law, Cam, read "Twilight" and I completely agree with his assessment of it. The writing was mediocre, spastic and this girl who is supposed to be so intelligent, is completely ruled by the will of this "gorgeous" vampire, and has no will or thoughts of her own. I made it half way through the book and am tired by all the "velvety voice" and "perfect body" quotes describing the main vampire. It was just much too hokey and cheesy for me.

If you want a good vampire read, one that's actually interesting and doesn't hold you in the mind of a 17 year old lemming, here are some much better alternatives.

Interview with the Vampire: Anne Rice
Bloodsucking Fiends: A love Story: Christopher Moore
Bitten: Kelly Armstrong (Werewolf)


Vampires are supposed to be mean, vicious, malicious, evil and the devil incarnate. Take all of that away, and what do you have, Edward Cullen. Come on, a vampire who sparkles, doesn't eat humans, and is so gorgeous that you can't think in his presence. That's like taking a werewolf and saying he doesn't turn into a wolf, but a cute little puppy, the cutest puppy ever. Oh and he doesn't hunt animals, he only finds ones that are already dead. Makes me want to hurl, personally.

Now, I'm not putting down any of the millions of women that love this book, and want to marry Edward and bear his vampire children, but it was just not my cup of tea. You want some real vampires, try these bad men on for size. This is what a real vampire looks like!



Needless to say, I won't be reading any of the other books in the "Twilight" series.

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3 comments:

Courtney said...

Well, refreshing to hear someone doesn't worship the books and every character in it....but...I can't say the same. I LOVED the books and couldn't put them down!

Cody and Jen said...

Lizz I agree with you. I read the first book and I did think it was interesting but it didn't grab me. I guess the other books are the best but I just can't sit down to read the next books in the series because I thought it was kind of cheesy myself.

~Daysi said...

I completely disagree with you Lizz...I love the twilight series, it is a little cheesy and what not, but it's a twist a different point of view. For years vampire stories have been the same no originality and now Stephenie Meyer has a different adaptation of a vampire and people freak out? I think it's pretty cool, we were all 17 at one point or another and it's a pretty neat feeling to have an author that can capture a teenagers emotions so well and for people like me that haven't been 17 in way to long it's refreshing. That’s what great about imagination in itself. I respect what you feel and we can agree to disagree, but I love the series. People need to have an open mind to different possibilities :)